1.Modern Swinger
作詞：John Matthew Bell
She's out of luck and out of hoping
Out of cigarettes
Misunderstood with naked pictures
On the Internet
Her social deviance is teasing me
And I know what I want
And I'm really gonna really let her know that
(What？)
I like her but I just don't care enough
To fool around with love
Yeah, my baby's pretty as a car crash
Sexy as a stinger or a hornet in your arm
Just another modern swinger
Screaming, 'Catch me if you can'
With a cigarette in hand and it's love
It's heavy and it hurts, and it's love
Strung out on blow
She doesn't know why she's not feeling good
Dropped out of school
And now she's moving out to Hollywood
Her reckless decadence is taking things
A little too far
And I'm really gonna really let her know that
(What？)
I like her but I just don't care enough
To fool around with love
Yeah, my baby's pretty as a car crash
Subtle as a splinter
Yeah my baby's smooth like sandpaper
Warm just like the winter
Screaming, 'Catch me if you can'
With a cigarette in hand and it's love
It's heavy and it hurts, and it's love
Staring at my shoes thinking of something to say
But nothing's better than what silence is saying
Well, every time I turn around, she's always looking away
It's just the nature of the game that we're playing
And I think I'm tapping out
I think I'm gonna skip the title bout
Yeah, my baby's pretty as a car crash
Sexy as a stinger or a hornet in your arm
Just another modern swinger
Screaming, 'Catch me if you can'
With a cigarette in hand and it's love
It's heavy and it hurts
That she's pretty as a car crash
Subtle as a splinter
Yeah my baby's smooth like sandpaper
Warm just like the winter
Screaming, 'Catch me if you can'
With a cigarette in hand and it's love
It's heavy and it hurts
That's she's pretty as a car crash
Sexy as a stinger or a hornet in your arm
Just another modern swinger
Screaming, 'Catch me if you can'
With a cigarette in hand and it's love
It's heavy and it hurts, and it's love
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